"We'll have a HOMOSEXUAL 'ole tiiiiiiime!"

Yaba, daba, doooOO! Well, at least according to OneNewsNow - a christian news outlet. The take the AP feed and run it through a filter to automatically replace such naughty words as g-a-y. As a result, reports WaPo, we will not be sending Tyson Gay to the Olympics, we'll be sending the more odious-sounding Tyson Homosexual. It's a good thing we don't print their names on their onesies...the ink alone could cost him the race. Here is an excerpt:

Tyson Homosexual was a blur in blue, sprinting 100 meters faster than
anyone ever has. ...
"It means a lot to me," the 25-year-old Homosexual said. "I'm glad my body
could do it, because now I know I have it in me."
Wearing a royal blue uniform with red and white diagonal stripes across the
front, along with matching shoes, all in a tribute to 1936 Olympic star Jesse
Owens, Homosexual dominated the competition. He started well and pulled out to a
comfortable lead by the 40-meter mark. This time, he kept pumping those legs all
the way through the finish line, extending his lead. In Saturday's opening heat,
Homosexual pulled way up, way too soon, and nearly was caught by the field,
before accelerating again and lunging in for fourth place.

Bamboozled by their own computers, imagine that. But you want to know why this post is really here? It's because the article elicited this comment on WaPo (part copied):

The same-sex lifestyle is one of pain, loneliness, depression and unhappiness. I
know of this first hand, as I lived the same-sex way for over thirty-years.
Please all, open your eyes to what's in front of you and don't listen to the
mainstream media, who have clearly been co-opted by the the supports of this. It
is not just the same-sex activity is immoral. It is harmful to the individual
and to society. Look at the the depression, drug use, promiscuity and downright
perversion. And believe me, what goes on behind closed doors and in private is
far worse than what you've been lead to believe in the media.
I got sick to
my stomach when I used to chat on places like "gay".com. This is a place like
Dante's Inferno, where the souls of lost souls and demons torment each other.
The "gay" world is full of lost souls. The straight world doesn't know, and
doesn't want to know what "gay" people really do behind closed doors, but it is
not pleasant nor is it good for those who do it.

Uh-huh...you do realize that all of those things are similarly prevalent in straight homes, right? Both gays and straights commit immoral acts. Both gays and straights believe in god. Therefore, god must cause all people to act immorally. We must fight against god and his immoral ways. There we go. Problem solved.

[HT to McCloskey.]

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