Our latest addition, one judge's reaction to plaintiff's 465 page complaint (a normal complaint ranges from 15-50, double spaced):
Plaintiff has a great deal to say,
But it seems he skipped Rule 8(a).
His Complaint is too long,
Which renders it wrong,
Please re-write and re-file today.
Federal Rule 8(a) (used in federal court) requires that a complaint be a "short and plain statement" of the claim, much like the lymeric is to this criticism.