So, this is either the world's most expensive female self, defense tool, or it's a gentle, if somewhat expensive, way to tell your sweetheart that your feelings for her have, um, changed. Of course, once you hand her the "Killer Diamond Ring," you should probably turn and run. On second thought, run first. Toss if over your shoulder as you go. Or maybe you should just leave the country and have the ring shipped.
2.21.2008
If She's Hot Enough, She'll Need to Be Able to Defend Herself
So, this is either the world's most expensive female self, defense tool, or it's a gentle, if somewhat expensive, way to tell your sweetheart that your feelings for her have, um, changed. Of course, once you hand her the "Killer Diamond Ring," you should probably turn and run. On second thought, run first. Toss if over your shoulder as you go. Or maybe you should just leave the country and have the ring shipped.
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Unless that's a titanium band, the whole exercise is pretty silly: diamond is really, really hard. Gold is really, really soft. Silver and platinum, while harder than gold, aren't exactly weapons-grade...
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