I aspire to be intelligent with moments of genius.
So far, I have managed awkward with moments of competence.
Why the Heck Not?
http://www.beardhead.com/ sells, well, these. They keep you warm. They look like something out of Monty Python. I know a few people who would actually buy one. Of course, those people have a lot of chintzy crap gathering dust around their house, but who am I to judge?