Two silly things from you, the readers [HT: Wehwa and Adina]:
Pittsburgh's City Council has apparently actually renamed it "Sixpurgh." That's gonna require whole new business cards, stationery, car decals, ... you get the idea.
Just where do you think they got this track? (For those who have never been to a very religious, Jewish wedding or in the back of a 1989 Chevy Caprice Classic hatchback driven by a pregnant mother of 4 wearing a wig, trust me you aren't missing anything.