I got on the train this morning and saw a woman whose profile looked familiar. There was some of that passive-aggressive commuter glancing as I tried to place her. Two minutes later I got it, but byt then I really couldn't take my eyes off her. She looked like the late twenties urban professional mimeograph of what might have been the Cat in the Hat's sister. I can't have been the first person to see the resemblance. I wonder if she's seen it, or better yet, if she owns the hat. Let's just give her theoretical kudos for that, shall we?