I aspire to be intelligent with moments of genius.
So far, I have managed awkward with moments of competence.
A Law School Final If Ever There Was One
It had to happen. Someone has tracked the legal misdeeds, including citations to the particular sections, in Ferris Beuller's Day Off. To you law professors out there: this is a great fact pattern. Just provide a summary and ask folks to spot it. Heck, you can include the breaking and entering by the principle and the dog bite tort for kicks.