8.08.2007

The Church of Vitter

This is a classic collection of kids mis-statements regarding the bible. Who knows if they are real; they are still funny. Among the best:

7 MOSES LED THE JEWS TO THE RED SEA ! WHERE THEY MADE UNLEAVENED BREAD
WHICH IS BREAD WITHOUT ANY INGREDIENTS.

10. THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT IS THOU SHALT NOT ADMIT ADULTERY.

15. WHEN MARY HEARD SHE WAS THE MOTHER OF JESUS, SHE SANG THE MAGNA
CARTA.

17. JESUS WAS BORN BECAUSE MARY HAD AN IMMACULATE CONTRAPTION.


1 comment:

David said...

Matza is bread without any ingredients...

(great list)

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