I aspire to be intelligent with moments of genius.
So far, I have managed awkward with moments of competence.
Um... Ouch.I love you, too.I think.
...and life is like a roll of toilet paper.It comes in different lengths, but always goes faster when you reach the end.
Yikes! That could work in a Rodney Dangerfield-esque context - "I've got great looking kids; thank heaven my wife cheats on me."
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