Showing posts with label toys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label toys. Show all posts

8.04.2009

Hammacher Schmammacher, This is Awful!

Hammecher Schlemmer is known for outlandish stuff, but it is supposed to be outlandish COOL stuff. Just watch the game-play video. The humans are stuck in little ravines with one, easily defended hole through which to put the ball.

Hammacher: So it's a trampoline?
Schlemmer: Yes.
Hammacher: But it is no fun at all?
Schlemmer: Exactly.
Hammacher: Novel. I like it!

6.15.2009

Russian Millionaire's $350M Yacht



Roman Abramovich - the man who spurred the Sun to coin the term "Richistani" -- just launched this 557ft. $350M beauty, with 2 helo decks, blah blah blah, doesn't do squat for people starving to death in Africa.

You can see more photos here. In other news, words in German are just way too long. On the linked page, "back" is zurückblättern and "next" is weiterblättern. Nearly as long as the ship.

12.23.2008

Helo-stic Medicine


I bought a the Bullet RC Helo from Woot. This was, it should be no surprise, an impulse buy. That is really rare in my house. Which is why this is not at my house, it is at the office. There is a long standing office toy hierarchy. There is the inaminate but pliable. Into this category fall my magnetic kennex-style toy and my poker chips (5, $1, Borgata). Second, there are the power-hungry, but stupid. I don't have any of these, but they include things like USB cup warmers and mood lamps. Perhaps they include digital frames, but we'll leave those solidly in the "remind my why I am doing this again?" pile. Finally, there are the animate and controllable. USB nerf rocket launchers, air-burst canons, and, of course, anything remote controlled. If it flies all the better.
Surprisingly, 5 minutes with this is incredibly relaxing. It is so much the opposite of everything else I do that it really helps clear the mind. Of course, there is some discretion involved. The sound of a very small leaf blower lets those walking down the hall know exactly what's going on.
Here is it in action:




For a more ridiculous experience, add a camera:

Woot Apache Helicopter Fun - Click here for funny video clips

7.21.2008

I Totally Thought I Was Done for the Day

Whoa! This showed up at the LA Museum of Science! Amazing.


Extinct, my ASS! from The Original Joe Fisher on Vimeo.

10.28.2007

I Welcome Our Cute Ironic Overlords

Introducing "Pleo" from Ugobe Labs. Tickle me Elmo extreme move over. THIS is the must have, can't afford, drool-inducing toy this xmas.

Why? Because it's sensors (touch, object recognition, variable sound, etc.) + adaptable programming make it a virtual puppy without the poopy. The thing is adorable.

Check out the videos.

ac

7.03.2007

Optimus Prime Voice Changing Helmet

This is the brand new O.P. voice changing helmet. Admit it, you want to see a review. Never one to disappoint, here you go.
One oddity: I know "one size fits all" usually means "really big," but this thing easily fits adult heads. So, who is the real target market?

6.10.2007


Optimash Prime
What buttered way to celebrate the mashed hit of the year?
Tuber continued...

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