_________ without _________

I filed a pro-bono Motion for Guardianship in court today. That's happens several times a never, so I got a little excited waiting for a beaurocrat to stamp my forms.

By the end of this year, I will be a lawyer without courtroom experience and a minister without a flock. It's like being a driver without a car, a detective without a mystery, a quip without a zinger.

I tell ya. It's not easy being a landed white jewish educated male in an upper-class first world metropolis.