10.02.2007

Newsflash - Tittering Heard at Clinic

Scientists are studying friends with benefits. We are officially about 2 studies away from a statistical analysis of your chances of reaching second base at a frat party, sorted for year in school, age difference, and drink choice.

Guess what? The study finds that this rarely leads to romance, sometimes leads to an end of the friendship, and otherwise tends to peter out -- if you'll forgive the pun. Our instincts were correct. The real question is, if our instincts were wrong, so what?

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