I couldn't help it. Ask yourself: Could you?
Whores of the Court
No, not the Kagan snoozer about abuses in expert testimony. This is about a client suing her attorney (this is London, so he's a Barrister) for fraudulent billing practices. She had reason to suspect he wasn't working at his desk for some of that time because she happened to splayed out on it with him in flagrante delicto. So Ms. Anal Sheik sued. I know, I know. Personally, I don't stray any lower on the fashion scale than Shabby Chic, but there's no accounting for taste.