"See our complete Psycho Bunny collection."

Where could this quote originate? Snorg T's? ThinkGeek? . . . nope.

Neiman Marcus.

Yes. And it isn't some rogue product either. It's got friends, a posse, a line, if you will. What happened to this haven of white-washed couture wonder? Where are the jeans, already warn and stained by the less fortunate so that those blessed by HIS credit limit can feel "authentic"? Where are the high necked sleeveless LBDs? Alas, perhaps we should have known when J. Crew began emblazoning their cargo pants with cross-bones that N. Marcus could not stand idly by. We knew then that the war had started.

And now it has captured our furry friends. Frolic now, little ones, for soon the neckware cometh.