Go Straight! / Ask me how.

Seen printed on a "baby on board" style sticker in a Dupont franchise salon.

Cut: $16
Style, Blowdry: $24
Staring for at least 20 minutes at your own reflection under a motto that, if not for the fact that it is clearly unintentional, could be spit at you by narrow-minded protesters and sandwich board wearing jc freaks: $0.