I aspire to be intelligent with moments of genius.
So far, I have managed awkward with moments of competence.
10.07.2008
Testing a Joke
Marriage is indeed a sacred institution, just like the church. The people in charge are celibate, nobody listens when they talk, and most of them believe that they'd be happier if they were dead.
Um... Ouch.
ReplyDeleteI love you, too.
I think.
...and life is like a roll of toilet paper.
ReplyDeleteIt comes in different lengths, but always goes faster when you reach the end.
Yikes! That could work in a Rodney Dangerfield-esque context - "I've got great looking kids; thank heaven my wife cheats on me."
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